Parody: Pure Fun and Craziness » 100 Ways to Step on Jaken
This was a section that I had previously started but decided to close down soon after due to things getting out of hand. However, I'm treating it as an "archive" because I got quite a bit of submissions for it when I had announced that I was planning for this little list of 100 Ways to Step on Jaken. It seems a lot of people are eager to step on Jaken. Now, it's become an area for some of the submissions that came to me and I thought it was only fair to allow any interested fans to enjoy what others have contributed. I'm sorry I didn't add most of them- some had so much grammatical and spelling errors that I'm not even sure how to correct them for posting- others were forever lost when my OE died on me. Also, all the submissions that were sent in between Nov2003 - July2004 were accidentally wiped out when I upgraded some stuff in my computer.
For now, this section is "closed"- meaning I will not be updating it anymore. Therefore, please only enjoy what's here but do not send any more submissions in as I won't be adding it here.
Sammy steps on Jaken // Jan. 2, 2003
- Nicely, without anger.
- Step on his head, then work your way down.
- Look him right in the eye before you do it and say "Sit Boy!"
- Act all nice then spring it on him.
- Take away his cane, trip him, then get to the stomping.
Kaguya steps on Jaken // Jan. 6, 2003
- If Jaken runs around babbling about Inuyasha, grab his staff away from him and bash him to the ground with it.
- If he runs around because something's on his face like in the first movie, then stom your foot clearly into his face.
Suuki steps on Jaken // Jan. 18, 2003
- Buy REALLY big boots.
- Send him to the prehistoric days and set him in the path of a T-Rex.
- Shrink him and then forget that you ever did shrink him.
- Accidentally drop the piano from the 10th floor and make sure it hits Jaken.
- Tell him that he is worth less than Myouga when the flea runs away.
- Move the furniture. He'll get lost under the couch.
Amber steps on Jaken // Feb. 12, 2003
- Kick him in the back of the knees, if he has any. And while he's down, stomp on him!
Dafadill83 steps on Jaken // Feb. 13, 2003
- Tell Sesshoumaru Jaken said his tail made him sexy.
- Put him the a room filled with Inuyasha fangirls and tell them he called Inuyasha ugly.
- Put him in a room filled with Sesshoumaru fangirls and tell them he called Sesshoumaru ugly.
- Tell Kagome he called her fat.
Danielle steps on Jaken // May 24, 2003
- Grab the Staff of Heads and yell "Ooh what happens if I..." and use it to set Jaken's head on fire. Then...put it out.
Tundie steps on Jaken // Jun 19, 2003
- Run him over with a bulldozer and lay him just outside one's entryway. People walking in and out will find that he makes a surprisingly good mat for stomping the dirt off one's shoe on.
- Enter him in a race (competing against demons, humans on foot or on horseback). Depending on the number of laps there are he's sure to be trampled at least once.
- Dress him up as a trampoline and sell him at a sports store. I tried selling him at Toys-R-Us once, but they refused saying that he would scare away all the kids.
- Serve him to your least favorite relatives (or at a seafood restaurant). It doesn't really count as steping on him, but the sensation of being chewed is almost the same.
Lutontony steps on Jaken // Jun 21, 2003
- You could throw a cigarette butt on him...then stomp on it.
Umi-chan steps on Jaken // Nov 21, 2003
- Jump of a cliff and use him to break your fall.
- Cut down a tree and make sure it lands on Jaken.
- Ask Kaede if you could have one of those rossaries that she put on Inuyasha, and put it on Jaken, and torture him by saying "DIE'' every two seconds.
- Use his head as a chair.
Devil-chan steps on Jaken // July 22, 2004
- Run full speed, jump in the air and land on Jaken.
- Just...step on him.
- Make a move like your going to step on him and then stop. And when he least expects it, step on him!